Things Bree X. Wednesday is Not Allowed to Do

Things Bree X. Wednesday is Not Allowed to Do (On the Internet or Otherwise)

As Said by Father and Mother Wednesday

List put together by Bree Wednesday

1. Tell people on the internet her real name. (Hence why I use the alias Bree Wednesday to blog.)

2. Spend more than three hours in her room per day. (I really don’t see the problem here. There are kids my age out there doing drugs, getting drunk, going clubbing (whatever that is), and having kids. And then there’s me, the introvert who does not do drugs, does not get drunk, and would rather die than go to a club [there would be PEOPLE there *shudders*]. My parents should be proud of me. Oh who am I kidding they want me to go DO things in the outside world)

3. Swear. At all. Or even use a word that sounds like a swearword. (Am I the only one who notices that parents can’t hear you when you say the same sentence over and over, but they can hear you mutter something under your breath three rooms away? On a totally related completely unrelated note, I’m not supposed to say “crap” anymore.)

4. Watch Sherlock or Doctor Who on the weekdays. (Even if it’s a three day weekend.)

5. Spend a day without going outside. (Sometimes, I think I’m a vampire. And not the stupid sparkly kind, the actual stay-out-of-sunlight-or-it-will-burn-you kind. The idea of never going in the sunlight again is remarkably appealing.)

6. Get a hamster. Or a gerbil. Or a guinea pig. Or any small, cute rodent of any kind. (Mom is terrified of them hates them.)

7. Buy her own laptop, since she knows Father and Mother Wednesday would not buy her one which she thinks is perfectly reasonable. (Because apparently, I already spend too much time online.)

Oh, I’ve barely scratched the surface, but now I have to go to bed. Maybe tomorrow I’ll do a Great Big List of Things Bree X. Wednesday is Not Allowed To Do (As Decreed by Everyone Who Knows Her). Should be interesting.

Ta,

Bree

New Blog

Here’s the link to my new blog-

http://thoughtsfrombree.wordpress.com

New blog

I am going to start a new blog. In twelve hours, I will post the link. However, due to the new blog, I will no longer publish on this one.

Thank you all,

Alena

Last Day

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

*throws confetti and blows party horn*

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SURVIVE ONE MORE DAY, AND THEN I’M FREE! (Well, except for graduation day, but that doesn’t really count, does it?) I HAVE DONE HOMEWORK FOR THE LAST TIME! I HAVE SURVIVED THE BATTLE!

New Username

You may have noticed my new username, Jazuliness.

Jazuliness is not a real word, but it is copyrighted by me and if anyone else claims to have created it then I have legal permission to chop their arms off and cut out one of their kidneys. Not really, but I will do severe damage to you physically and mentally if you claim to have created my word, whether I have legal permission or not so DON’T PLAGARIZE.

Jazuli (jazz-OO-lee) adjective; awesome, impressive, especially admirable ex. Alena’s blog is incredibly jazuli. 

Arizona Posts

Hello, all!

Recently, I went on a field trip with my class to Arizona. While I was there, I wrote down some short-ish posts in a journal to put on the blog when I got back.

So, here they are. Enjoy!

April 29, 2013                                                                                                                                                                                    Charter Bus in Phoenix, Arizona                                                                   10:46 AM

Right. Well, we’re here. Arizona. Heading to Slide Rock State Park. Slide Rock is a sort of natural waterslide made by the weathering caused by the running water.

Or something like that.

But we have to do some hiking first, if this traffic ever clears up. I can’t see what’s causing it. Oh, wait, one of the teachers just said that a trailer flipped over. Yikes. But no one was hurt, thankfully.

The saguaro cacti out here are huge. I’m commenting on them because I have nothing else to look at.

How long are we going to be in traffic? We’ve been stuck for an hour and a half already!

11:17

Finally. We’re moving at last! No hike, though. The traffic took too long. (I can’t say I’m disappointed.)

Springhill Suites; Flagstaff, Arizona                                                                                   10:32 PM

We’re just getting in to the hotel right now, and I’m waiting for Taylor to get out of the shower so I can take mine. My room mates and I are a group of five (the largest group) so one of us is going to have to sleep on the couch. I volunteered as tribute, since I kick.

My room mates are- Taylor, Kristy, Helen, and Maria. All of them are close friends, so we should get along fairly well.

I feel like crap.I usually go to bed at 8:00, so I’m two and a half hours off, not accounting for the two hour time difference. It’s 12:32 in Texas right now.

Sweet blessed sleep. Can’t wait.

Taylor’s out of the shower. Bye.

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So those are a few of them. I ‘ll type up the rest some other time, like tomorrow. Cheers, all, and have a fantastic afternoon!

GOD HAVE MERCY

OH DEAR GOD WHY DID I EVER THINK WAKING UP WITH AN ALARM WAS A GOOD IDEA

Mondays

May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution.

Facepalms for everyone!!!

Hi guys!

Sorry I’ve been out awhile.  But I have a good reason!

I do not blog unless I have something to blog about. I really hate people that just post and post even though they have nothing to say. I have had nothing in particular I wanted to blog about lately, so I did not blog.

But anyway, onto the post. So right now I’m sitting here eating a soggy, tasteless bowl of *checks box* Corn Squares. *Facepalm* Seriously? That’s the best you could come up with?

Well, maybe it will be better if I check out some of their other cereals. *Opens pantry*

Hmmm, lets see… Rice squares, Honey squares, Wheat squares. *facepalms again*

Okay, friends, followers, and random people who came across this by mistake- If you’re going to make a cereal, come up with a better name than ‘Corn squares’. Because trust me, that does NOT sound appetizing. At all. I don’t even know how that got in the pantry, and I’m only eating it because I have no other options.

Wait, what’s the expiration date on this milk? *checks*

*Spews milk and cereal everywhere*

Astronauts

So I had another odd dream last night.

I was an astronaut, and I was going to a new planet with a few other people. One of them was Taylor (If you’re new to this blog and don’t know who Taylor is, since I’ve attained several followers in the past few days, refer to some of my older posts) and another was this random kid I don’t know, but he was kind enough. We were going to this new planet called Slytherin (I don’t know why! My dreams are insane!) to search for life. It was a 10-year round trip. So anyways, I told my teachers goodbye and ‘look for my rocket takeoff’ and off I went. We were all kids except this older guy, who described himself as our “Patron” and took care of us and cooked and stuff. So anyways, I was really bored until the patron guy pulls out a bunch of movies and a flat-screen T.V, and said we were going to watch Disney movies.

I do remember wondering how we were going to go back into society, but I never considered the prospect that maybe, just maybe, we might GET OLDER on this TEN FREAKING YEAR TRIP! 

But other than that, it was the best dream I’ve had in a long time. I wonder if it’s the new dream catcher Dad gave me…

-Alena